Humanity hails first selfless act involving a penis

A PIONEERING penis transplant may be the first time the male organ has actually helped someone, it has been claimed.

Doctors hailed the donor who helped patient Thomas Manning, with many claiming this represents a new landmark of a penis being used for a good deed.

Historian Nikki Hollis said: “If you look back over the centuries of penis ownership, you’ll see that they have never really been a force for good in the world.

“The penis has arguably tended to cause more problems than it has solved, with the exception of an incident in 1894 when someone fell off a boat and grabbed onto one for survival.

“Hopefully this is a breakthrough not only for science but for penis helpfulness in general.”

Meanwhile, penis recipient Manning confirmed that he has already heard your wonderfully original joke.