Ibuprofen and a tummy rub: How I cure menstruation, by a boyfriend

NO one understand period pain like a boyfriend, so I’m here to share my foolproof methods for curing this whole pesky menstruation thing. By Josh Gardner.

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Dad trapped in phone conversation with daughter for four and a half hellish minutes

A FATHER has been caught up in a nightmarish telephone conversation with his daughter lasting almost five minutes. 

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