A MAN has confirmed that Pot Noodles are manky and he will not stop eating them.
Tom Booker told friends that he was more than aware of the nutritional contents of his Pot Noodle but that ‘life is a runaway train with no time for haute cuisine’.
Booker said: “Do you know how long it takes to boil vegetables? Who has that kind of time on their hands?
“A Pot Noodle will suffice as long as it’s paired with a large can of energy drink.
“Got no time in life to mess around, you see?”
He added: “In completely unrelated news, I recently racked up my 500th hour on Football Manager 2015.”