NOBODY gives a shit about the fitness regime you are doing at home and they never will, it has emerged.
Britons are telling people working out in their home gyms or gardens to please stop banging on about it, however pleased with themselves they are.
Nikki Hollis said: “If you are getting fit during lockdown, good for you, but it’s still boring like it was before the coronavirus.
“It’s great that you are enjoying yoga in your garden while I attempt to type up a three-page work report and homeschool my kids but I do not need to see a video of it.
“And while I’m happy that you have greatly improved your running time in two weeks I do not need to see a constant stream of screen shots from your fitness app.
“Today my home workout is taking a conference call while getting snacks for a bunch of hyperactive children but you don’t see me posting about that on Facebook.”
Home exerciser Ellie Shaw said: “Putting up all these pictures of my gym mat is giving my fingers an incredible workout.”