Pervert GP prescribes sex to couple trying for baby

A TAXPAYER-funded GP has made the depraved suggestion that a couple trying to conceive a child should have frequent sexual intercourse.

Stephen and Emma Malley innocently visited their local surgery for advice when the libertine medic subjected them to a barrage of licentious suggestions which left them reeling.

Stephen, aged 28, said: “Like any young couple, we want to start a family. Not to get involved in the kind of depraved rutting this degenerate was openly fantasising about.

“We were barely through the door when she started asking intrusive questions about what we do in the bedroom. ‘Have you been having regular sex?’ ‘Do you currently use contraception?’ We were white with shock.

“When she started talking about ‘cervical mucus’ and ‘semen’ it was all I could do to remain conscious. It was like the most excruciatingly explicit parts of a Carry On film, not an NHS doctor’s office.”

Wife Emma, aged 26, agreed: “As if the words weren’t lewd enough, she handed us a leaflet filled with pornographic cartoon images of people’s privates.

“Is this really what our tax is spent on? A disturbing piece of literature called ‘How to conceive’, which is essentially an English-language Karma Sutra? Once I’d recovered, I called my MP and demanded she be struck off.”

A BUPA spokesman said: “This is why patients should go private. We’d have moved them straight to the £20,000 IVF track with none of that nonsense.”

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