RIGHT-WING knobheads across the UK have convinced themselves that their political opponents love being locked up in their own homes for months.
All of the worst Tory twats have decided that anyone who not bitterly opposed to Covid restrictions is well into Covid restrictions and cannot wait for three months of house arrest with the kids.
Richard Littlejohn said: “Omicron ain’t nothing to be scared of. It’s more frightened of you than you are of it. So why do these cringing cowards thirst for lockdown?
“Well, first because they hate business and want them all to go bust. That’s obvious. And restricting the freedoms of others gets them hard because they’re all Stalin.
“But it seems to me that it goes further for these weaklings. That they secretly crave their imprisonment, that they are relieved to have the state in control of whether they can even socialise, and their dream future is everyone locked up forever.
“It’s the only possible explanation. And I’ve worked it out from just sitting at my desk, without any evidence whatsoever, based purely on visceral dislike. I really am incredible, like a bigoted Sherlock Holmes.”
Joe Turner of Nottingham said: “Uh? No, it’s because we don’t want to catch Covid.”