A TEENAGE boy is regularly heading outside to partake in some mysterious exercise that makes him smell like burnt leaves, his parents have confirmed.
Before the lockdown Tom Logan had previously spent his time hanging around in parks with people his parents do not approve of, but now the couple have expressed relief that he is finally showing some interest in a wholesome activity.
Logan’s mother Penny said: “Since we’ve been locked down Tom has been very focused on his health. He’s going out every day for exercise and appears to be sweating so much it’s making his eyes red.
“Whatever sport he’s taken up is doing wonders for his endorphins and appetite, as he usually returns home giggling and then helps himself to six slices of toast.
“I’m not sure why this new exercise makes him smell like bonfires, but it’s great that he appears to be able to do it in his Tame Impala hoodie and jeans.
“I’m just happy he’s not out smoking pot on a street corner somewhere.”