Woman decides not to challenge racist bikini waxer

A WOMAN who believes in calling out prejudice in any situation decided not to say anything to the bigoted beauty therapist removing her pubic hair. 

Joanna Kramer has previously taken a stand against racism at family birthdays, in key meetings and even in a job interview, but has found that there is indeed a time and place and that mid-wax was not it.

She said: “I think it’s really important to oppose bigotry wherever you find it. But you don’t screw with the woman tearing hot wax strips off your vajayjay.

“I actually think I was wincing more when she said ‘all refugees are rapists’ and ‘Nigel Farage is a proper good bloke’ that I was at the actual procedure.

“I’m not a coward. I just think it’s important to pick your battles, and confronting her prejudices against marginalised people was likely to put her off her fanny game at what was a crucial time for me.

“The problem is I’ll be muff out next time I see her as well, making it once again impossible to bring up her hate speech, so I’ll probably go somewhere else.”

Kramer added: “I suppose she does also do eyebrow threading. I could call her a racist bitch then.”

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100 per cent of supermarket chicken looks terrifying

ALL chicken sold in supermarkets looks monstrous and evil, it has emerged.

New research by the Institute for Studies found that 100 per cent of supermarket chicken resembles some fucked up thing that lived on the bottom of a lake near a malfunctioned nuclear power station.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Whether it’s a row of pink fleshy oblongs on a tray or a weirdly humanoid plucked bird, supermarket chicken always looks like it could suddenly say ‘help me..’ in a gurgly voice.

“But then have you ever look at chickens? They’re like little dragons with eczema.”

He added: “It’s enough to make you go vegetarian for a couple of days.”