Alright, we'll get over it, say Remainers
REMAINERS have announced that, three-and-a-half years after the referendum, they are to get over it.
Following yesterday’s landslide election win, Remainers across Britain have admitted there is a strong chance that the country did want to leave the EU after all.
Nathan Muir of of Reading said: “You know what? Maybe it’s time I moved on.
“There was just something about the referendum result I didn’t like – maybe it was that my side lost – so I decided it must be wrong, and must be reversed, and did everything I could to achieve that.
“But I have to admit it’s looking very much like my efforts were wasted, and Brexit is happening, and perhaps it’s time to be the bigger man and accept it.
“Brexit it is. Brexit for everyone. Fine. Doesn’t bother me.”