TRUMP advisor Steve Bannon begins his day by invoking powers of ancient evil, it has emerged.
Bannon, who looks like he got dressed in a bush with clothes he found hanging off a tree, is thought to say the line as some sort of ‘pep talk’.
Hotel worker Caroline Ryan said: “I was outside his room this morning when I heard him saying it very loudly.
“It was then followed by the sound of huge gusts of wind flying through the windows and the distant sound of Thundercats readying for battle.
“When I got in to change his towels, he wasn’t there and there was just a hint of sulphur in the air. There were a few bandages and a red cape on the floor to for some reason.”
“I changed his towels but to be honest I don’t think he used the ones from the night before. None of the shower gel had been used either, not that I’m casting aspersions or anything.”