TONY Blair has backed Colonel Gaddafi's call for the annihilation of everyone in Switzerland.
The former prime minister telephoned his friend last night to offer support and promised to use 'whatever diplomatic influence he can' to ensure the mountainous, low-tax country ceases to exist.
The two men have been close since 2004 when Mr Blair decided British oil interests were more important than keeping your distance from terrorist psychopaths.
He said: "Muhammar is a strong, wise leader of a great people who sit atop billions and billions of gallons of thick, black money. Death to Geneva!"
Colonel Gaddafi has called for Switzerland to be wiped from the face of the Earth after it arrested his ghastly son and made some minor changes to its planning regulations.
He told a crowd in Tripoli: "Let us wage jihad against Swiss planners, excellent time pieces and Toblerone. Oh, and Zionism as well, obviously.
"Any Muslim in any part of the world who eats one of those little triangular pieces of chocolate with the bits of nougat in it is against Muhammad, God and the Koran.
"And no hard, nutty cheeses either. If I catch you eating Emmental I'll fire you out of a cannon."
The Libyan leader then sang Guns'n'Roses' Sweet Child of Mine in a squeaky falsetto and granted the freedom of the city to a bowl of Rice Krispies.
Denys Finch-Hatton, Mr Blair's former foreign policy adviser, said: "Our diplomatic efforts with Gaddafi were about securing valuable British money and restoring Libya to the community of civilised nations. And as you can see it's working like a charm."
Meanwhile Gaddafi was was also backed by the Scottish National Party, his Edinburgh-based fan club, who said they hoped the Lockerbie bomber would be able to perform one last atrocity in the centre of Zurich before he finally dies of cancer three months after he was definitely supposed to.