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Brexit to take 500 years

BRITAIN’s exit from the European Union is now on course to be completed by the middle of the 26th Century.

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Britain to continue in normal state of ridiculous incompetence

BRITONS are relieved to discover that life will continue in its everyday state of raging incompetence and chaos.

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