THE prime minister has admitted feeling bereft after criticism by his only black friend, President Obama.
David Cameron, who frequently refers to “my friend Barack, who’s black” in conversation with cabinet members, says he feels he has lost a lot of credibility.
He continued: “The thing about having a black friend is, not only does it mean you’re not racist but it opens your eyes to other cultures. I’ve listened loads to this Kendrick Lamar album he turned me onto.”
Cameron added: “I thought bombing Libya was something we were both into, uniting black and white, but suddenly it was all my idea and he only went along because of peer pressure.
“Where am I going to find a new one? I don’t meet many black people, because of my job.
Cameron later declared the rift had been healed when he received a text from the President reading “sorry lol” with a smiley emoji.