PEOPLE who think Fidel Castro was Che Guevara are mourning his death.
Thousands who only have the mental capacity to process one bearded man in khaki have decided that it was probably Guevara who died over the weekend.
38-year-old Martin Bishop said: “I think Che did a brilliant job running Cuba for years, which can’t have been easy after his best mate Fidel Castro got shot.
“I used to have a poster of Che or Castro in my student house. I was really into their political beliefs, whatever they were.
“We had a Bob Marley poster before that but it got ripped down during a house party.”
Mother-of-two Nikki Hollis said: “I love that film about Castro’s life, where he’s played by Benicio del Toro. I think it’s called Che.”
Castro was a divisive figure in his homeland, where he was equally lauded as a freedom fighter and reviled as a hipster who spent his people’s money on retro military outfits bought from vintage clothing websites.