ENGLISH people are experiencing an unusual sense of inferiority to the Welsh, it has emerged.
With Wales becoming better at football than England, alongside the emergence of Charlotte Church as an unstoppable force for change, English people have admitted to feeling backward and provincial by comparison.
Englishman Tom Booker said, “There was a time when we English felt like we’d almost rather be Scottish than Welsh.
“The Welsh had Max Boyce, but we had Little and Large. They had Harry Secombe, but we had Jimmy Tarbuck.
“Now my kids are speaking in fake Welsh accents, making out like they’re Rhys Ifans or Michael Sheen.”
He added: “I try to make them proud of their heritage by showing them videos of Are You Being Served? and playing them The Lighthouse Family, but they just tell me that Charlotte Church thinks I’m a fascist.”