CHILDREN look weird in school photographs because of their evil natures, it has emerged.
Researchers at the Institute for Studies found that school photography looks odd because children cannot conceal their wickedness while sitting still.
Professor Henry Brubaker said: “When kids are running around they don’t look that evil, in fact they seem almost joyful.
“But if you get them to sit on a bench for a few minutes they struggle to maintain the facade of cuteness and their chilling, cold-hearted nature seeps out through their eyes.
“School photographers usually last about three months before going fully insane.”
Nine-year-old Mary Fisher said: “Everyone thinks I am delightful because of my small stature and pigtails.
“Yesterday I fed a goldfish to a cat, then threw the cat into a river.”