NEXT year’s EU referendum will offer voters the chance to relaunch the Second World War.
The Electoral Commission has decided the original ‘yes-no’ referendum question was biased in favour of peaceful cohabitation.
A spokesman said: “It fails to address whether we should become a bulldog breed again, standing firm against our European partners, the filthy Huns.”
Voters are now excited at the prospect of landing on the Normandy beaches and fighting through the Ardennes forest, before a final, heroic push towards Berlin.
Tom Logan, from Peterborough, said: “I can’t wait for the classic battles like D-Day and Arnhem. I’m assuming that if you get killed you just respawn like in Call of Duty?”
However Donna Sheridan, from Stevenage, said: “I’m undecided. I don’t want to massacre the innocent people of Dresden, but on the other hand 1940s men do look very smart in their uniforms.”