BEING on a ferry is f**king boring, a strike-hit British family has discovered.
Father-of-two Roy Hobbs said “We were stuck at Dover for hours because of those French workers striking, so you can imagine we were all pretty psyched about getting on the ferry.
“But there’s absolutely nothing to do apart from playing on the fruit machines and repeatedly browsing the duty-free shop. It’s like a floating limbo.
“At least in the car we could listen to the radio.”
Hobbs’s 12-year-old daughter Susan said: “According to a rumour going round, there’s a room on Deck 3 where they’re showing a video tape of The Neverending Story.
“Other than that it’s just sitting in a chair for hours, trying not to be sick.
“This is the most tedious thing I have ever experienced.”