THE wedding of Napster founder Sean Parker ended with numerous fatalities after guests misunderstood its Game of Thrones theme.
The trouble started when Parkers new wife Alexandra Lenas arrived at the altar dressed as Tyrion Lannister instead of wearing the elegant Sansa costume that the couple had agreed on.
Before the bride and groom could exchange vows, guests wearing concealed chainmail began disembowelling each other and indiscriminately stabbing the woodland creatures that had been specially imported from British forests.
Attendee Justin Timberlake said: Id never even watched the show before, but I memorised the army-raising part from season one and reenacted it to the bloody letter. Sean didnt even say thank you.
Although in fairness his mouth was quite swollen after I hit him in the face with a cudgel.
Parkers cousin Emma Bradford said: I took expensive crossbow lessons before the event as a wedding gift to the couple. It was quite a hassle but I felt obliged to kill or at least maim some distant relatives.
Parker made a statement from Cedars-Sinai hospital, saying: We only picked Game Of Thrones because the nearest dry ski slope closed and we couldnt have the Ice Age 2 theme that was our first choice.
Why didnt everyone read the books first? Im fairly sure none of this happens in the books.