HILLARY Clinton should have smiled more during her speech, according to a man who may now vote for a demented orange clown instead.
US voter Joe Turner believes that Clinton should have tried harder to connect emotionally with the nation she is attempting to save from total collapse under a megalomaniac reality TV star incapable of understanding facts.
He continued: “I agreed with every word she said on policy and there’s no doubt she’s got the experience, but the warmth wasn’t there so I’m still considering my alternatives.
“On the one hand, Donald Trump has a record of bankruptcy, would nuke Iran in a fit of pique and his eyes seem to be screaming ‘Let me out! This is a mistake!’, but on the other Hillary seems a bit stern at times.
“I might go for the unhinged tangerine-coloured candidate with cotton candy hair who lies about being a billionaire instead. Sorry Hillary. You had your chance.”
Turner last influenced a US election in 2000, when he voted for a Harvard-educated recovering alcoholic because he would be a great guy to go for a beer with.