Idiotic multi-billionaire assumes Tories care about foreigners

AN idiotic American billionaire has assumed the Tories care about the fate of people in the developing world.

Bill Gates, who started a technology company called Microsoft, warned that Tory cuts to the UK’s aid budget after Brexit could cost lives in Africa, as if that would somehow change their minds.

A Tory spokesman said: “Who?”

After Gates was explained to him, the spokesman added: “So? He’s not even British.

“Britain comes first. Did you not know that? Or are you some sort of simpering moron, like this Mr Gates?

“Did you not know that Brexit will make Britain the greatest country in the world?”

The spokesman was then dragged away by police for failing to state Britain is already the greatest country in the world and that everywhere else is utterly vile.