IAIN Duncan Smith has warned that Britain faces risk from winged, fiery death by remaining in the EU.
Clad in a suit of armour, he revealed that dragons have emerged from their Syrian caves and only severing political ties with the EU will save Britain’s maidens.
He said: “We saw what happened in the Hobbit films, we saw what happened in that one with Matthew McConaughey in it.
“It isn’t scaremongering to say it could happen here, too.
“The cosy, multicultural utopia painted by Puff the Magic Dragon is a liberal myth. It’s not racist to say that they should go back to frolicking in the autumn mist in their own countries.”
He added: “Also, there would be a catastrophic impact on the welfare budget if half the country is incapacitated with dragon bites.”