NORTH Korea has confirmed that its Supreme Leader suffered a minor foot injury after dropping an 88-storey building.
Kim Jong-un was apparently juggling five of the buildings, normally luxury hotels for Western observers hoping to learn from North Korea’s success, when one slipped from his grasp.
The leader admitted performing his godlike feat of strength to impress a dragon.
A spokesman for the Workers’ Party of Korea said: “He is currently resting the foot while his illustrious ancestors heal it with rainbows and amusing himself by spotting every character in a Where’s Wally book without even opening it.”
Western claims that Kim Jong-un’s foot woes were caused by cheese-related weight gain have been fiercely denied.
The spokesman said: “How could the supreme leader be hurt by cheese, when he invented it?”