STRANDED lorry drivers in Kent have broken records for the level of violent racism in their conversations.
The drivers’ solutions to the migrant crisis and French strikes have already outstripped the worst genocidal fantasies of a raving neo-Nazi and look set to get even worse.
Driver Roy Hobbs said: “For starters, let’s drop the neutron bomb.
“That leaves the road network intact and then we get lorries jousting each other at 75mph to scrape off any migrants still clinging to the sides.
“After that we round up all the French farmers and burn them on a pyre. Then we go home with our heads held high, because we are the knights of the road.”
Race relations expert Dr Mary Fisher said: “We have hit peak racism, with each square yard of Kent equivalent to the outpourings of 160 drunk Australian women on public transport.
“However, the long-term danger is minimal because we can always distract them with a Ginsters Meat Feast.”