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Papal selection process based on Street Fighter II

CARDINALS will use martial arts and arcade-style special moves in their battle to become Pope, it has emerged.

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Abs 'indicate that you are a moron'

TONED abdominal muscles let morons recognise each other, it has emerged.

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