POPE Francis broke the bottom of a Grolsch bottle open on a bar when asked how Catholics should respond to insults to their faith.“What did you just say about the doctrine of papal infallibiliy?”
He followed that with urgent inquires aimed at finding out who had been talking shit about Catholicism and what way these people walk home.
Pope Francis continued: Freedom of speech is absolutely inviolable when it comes to priests spreading the news of the Lord. For anyone else, not so much.
Turning the other cheek is one of those things Christ said but, when you read between the lines, didnt really mean.
You say anything about the Holy Trinity you breathe one disrespectful word about the Blessed Virgin and I put you in the ground, my friend.
Im with my Muslim brothers, who should immediately convert to the one true faith or spend eternity being tortured for their sins in hell, on this one.
Onlookers immediately praised the Pope, who could have chosen from any number of golden and bejewelled daggers to defend his faith but instead chose a humble broken bottle to bring peace to his foes.