Pope to review celibacy rules after seeing woman's fanny

POPE Francis will urgently review the requirement for priests to be celibate after getting a good look at a lady’s sex parts for the first time. 

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Six 80s pop acts who wish they'd planned better for their retirement

THE doyens of the Smash Hits era are now in their 60s, with many still forced to crank out the old hits on punishing 80s retro tours. Could these acts have prepared better for their twilight years?

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