VLADIMIR Putin giggled flirtatiously and batted his eyelashes when compared to Hitler, according to onlookers.Wondering if he could carry off the moustache
Arriving in Australia for the G20 summit, the Russian president seemed delighted that somebody had finally noticed.
He purred: Me? Like Adolf? No, honestly, you flatter me.
Though I suppose we do both send troops into neighbouring countries without provocation, imprison opponents and persecute homosexuals, so sweet of you to compare us.
Perhaps we could discuss this further over dinner?
David Cameron said: It was just a little offhand remark to get the ball rolling, but the effect on Putin has been electric.
When I got back to my hotel yesterday evening he was in the bath naked with a bowl of strawberries and a magnum of champagne, blowing foam seductively from the tips of his outstretched fingers.
I told him this morning that it was only a one-night thing, but he says he won’t let ‘us’ go without a fight.