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Quarter Of Global Population Can't Get Drunk Or Look At Boobs

A QUARTER of the world's population is unable to have a few sherberts or stare at some knockers they do not already own, according to new research.

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Being Mental Now A Career Option

THE government is to pay the unemployed to hang around shopping centres pretending to be clinically insane, it emerged last night.

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