Trump and Putin have first marital row
DONALD Trump and Vladimir Putin have had the first nasty row of their until-now harmonious relationship.
The couple, who have previously never had anything but good things to say about each other, have fallen out over one of Vlad’s friends who Donald says is “way out of line”.
Marriage counsellor Dr Helen Archer said: “Hey. The course of true love never runs smooth.
“It’s been a beautiful romance, Vlad shyly courting Donald by hacking his opponents and Donald openly modelling himself on Vlad, but the honeymoon’s over.
“Every couple rows. They both need to ask themselves, how important is Syria to them? Is it really worth fighting over? Perhaps they’d feel closer if they bombed it together?
“Vlad has to realise Donald feels excluded, while Donald needs to understand that acting impulsively like this only feeds his insecurities.”
Wayne Hayes of Miami said: “I sure hope those guys can make things up. They’re great together. And I want to live.”