Trump jumped his skateboard over a car ‘but only his cousin saw it’

DONALD Trump jumped his skateboard over a car but only his cousin saw it ‘and you don’t know him’ it has been confirmed.

The President of the United States said he achieved the feat last summer on the road outside the White House.

His wife Melania was also there, but she was not watching.

The cousin could not be immediately contacted. White House staff have variously said that he lives in Canada, is a pirate, is working undercover in France, and died in a helicopter crash.

Trump also claimed that his dad once beat up Bruce Lee, that his uncle works at Nintendo and gave him a copy of Mario 7 that is not even out yet, and that he invented a golf shot where you can get a hole-in-none.