Friday, 4th December 2020

Trump to carry on doing exactly the same shit but not as president

DONALD Trump will spend the next four years holding rallies, being racist, sending mental tweets and golfing with the minor difference that he is no longer president. 

The defeat will be ignored by Trump who will continue to proclaim himself president while living in Florida and not understanding any part of the political process, as before.

A Trump insider said: “He’ll watch TV, shout at TV, tweet about the fake news media, eat a hamburger, get in a helicopter and spew bullshit at cheering dickheads. What’s the difference?

“He never did politics. He only used presidential powers to protect him from lawsuits. The White House wasn’t gold enough, briefings were boring, to this day he doesn’t know the difference between the House and the Senate.

“He’s just a delusional old racist who likes to call into Fox News and brag about how incredible he is even though everyone’s out to get him, and he’ll be able to do that for the rest of his life.

“In a way he’ll be happier. Apart from the deep, inescapable knowledge that he’s a total f**king loser.”