DONALD Trump has used his safeword ‘covfefe’ to end the humiliating fetish game where he pretended to be the worst president ever.
Like many powerful men Trump enjoys roleplay in which he is degraded, abased and made to feel like a pathetic worm, but he admitted this one went too far.
Washington DC dominatrix Susan Traherne said: “His craving for humiliation went so far that he couldn’t stop until literally the whole world knew what a disgusting, miserable failure of a human being he was.
“I thought he’d use the safeword – we agreed on an unusual one – during the primaries, but he kept saying ‘More pain! More!’.
“I even took him through the unlikely roleplay of winning the election, only for him to realise it made his disgrace all the more shameful and complete.”