YET another country that is far too distant from Britain to be worth the trip has irritatingly made weed legal.
Canada, which like Colorado and California and Alaska is a ten-hour international flight away and therefore useless for stag dos, is merrily puffing away on cannabis while jealous Brits are stuck at home with crap hash.
Tom Booker of Leeds said: “They’re buying it in English using money with the Queen’s face on. You can’t tell me that’s fair.
“Alright there’s Amsterdam, but I’ve been going since my teens and I’m bored shitless of the place. And it might have been decriminalised in Portugal but the Algarve’s a smoke-free zone, I promise you.
“It’s a 16-hour flight to Vancouver. Even I don’t like weed that much. Why can’t France legalise it, or Spain? Even New York’s doable once a year.
“The Irish are voting for some radical shit these days. They might do it. Man, that would make me entirely against a hard border.”
Following Canada, Australia is planning to legalise cannabis within the next three months solely to piss the UK off.
