A 35-YEAR-OLD who never moved out of his parents’ house is pleased to see the economy confirm all his choices were the right ones.
Tom Logan is enjoying seeing all his peers with mortgages and children panicking about how they will afford to live while his lifestyle will remain unchanged.
He said: “Who’s the failure now, dickheads? And who’s sitting pretty having made none of the wrong moves?
“Mortgage payments going up? Not here. Mum and dad paid it off in 2006. Bills unaffordable? No problem when you pay a third of them based on 2020-levels. Inflation? I’ll bung the olds an extra tenner a week for the big shop.
“Worried about losing your fancy job? Should have stuck with working at Domino’s like I did. They could sack me tomorrow, I wouldn’t fuss. There’s plenty of minimum-wage positions out there.
“Sorry you can’t afford your kids’ nursery. I can afford to get new PS5 games as soon as they’re out. Sorry you can’t run a car. I can afford to sink six pints down the pub every night. Looks like the last laugh’s on you.”
Friend Martin Bishop said: “He’s still a f**king loser. But currently I am struggling to explain how.”