by Eleanor Shaw
HAPPY birthday to my darling boy! You won’t actually see this because you can’t read and aren’t on social media on account of being a toddler.
However, I am writing it anyway so everybody knows how much I love you. Please take note of the accompanying album of 730 photos created for family, friends and former work colleagues I haven’t seen for years, to enjoy.
Including pictures of all the expensive and thoughtful presents that you weren’t allowed to open until I’d set up just the right lighting for a cute ‘present opening’ Instagram story.
I know you’ve loved all the quality family time posing for pictures of quality family time, and this year I only had to relight your birthday candles five times until I got the perfect shot of you blowing them out. What a clever boy.
What a wonderful day we’ve had together watching mummy post on social media, then respond to all the comments about the photos and check how many likes they’ve got.
I love you so, so much and will always be here for you my darling, unless I’m updating Facebook, Twitter or Instagram about how much I love you, in which case piss off and go find the iPad.
#blessed #familytime #theygrowupsofast