A WOMAN who is only 25 bizarrely thinks it is her prerogative as a female to keep her age a closely guarded secret.
Grace Wood-Morris, who was asked how old she is when registering with her local doctor, coyly responded that she would never reveal her true age, despite obviously being in her early 20s.
Wood-Morris said: “I think it’s important that ladies maintain an air of mystery about themselves, especially if, like me, you don’t have much else going on in terms of personality.
“If I tell someone how old I am, they’ll be able to work out when I’m turning 30, or, God forbid, 40. And I never want anyone to know that I’ve got that old and decrepit. Can you imagine the shame?
“A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I want to remain an enigma. Apart from when I’m posting every single detail of my life on Instagram for everyone to see.”
The doctor’s receptionist said: “If you think you’re old, wait until you get to my age, love. Then you might have grown up enough to stop being such an annoying little bellend.”