A FROZEN-branded nail polish set is to be re-gifted for the eighth time within the same class of 24 primary school pupils, it has emerged.
The unwanted present has been in circulation since November 2021 and been unwrapped and rewrapped several times in a process reminiscent of a complex game of reverse pass-the-parcel.
Mum Emma Bradford said: “It’s a terrible gift so we’re all holding our nerve until the cardboard box physically falls apart.
“First of all, Frozen is very 2016, and my six-year-old thinks it’s completely lame. Second, and more importantly, there’s no way I’m letting her near the new carpet with it.
“The difficulty is, who gave it to her? I should keep a list, as it’s getting quite tricky to track its progress now. I know James had it the time before, as it caused a tense conversation about traditional gender roles on the WhatsApp group.
“I don’t think Maisie’s had it, so she’s getting it for her birthday this weekend. And her mum is incredibly annoying at the school gates, so it’ll be a real bonus if it ends up being slopped all over the expensive reclaimed parquet floor she’s always banging on about.”