Dungarees still not good
DUNGAREES have never been good and they never, ever will be, it has been confirmed.
The denim bib-and-brace overalls have long been popular with ironic students and children’s TV presenters, but remain in no danger of gaining mainstream acceptance because they are ridiculous.
Normal clothes wearer, Nikki Hollis, said: “I once saw an adult man walking through town wearing dungarees as if it were the most normal thing in the world and not deeply weird.
“At first I thought he must’ve been a 1920s New York construction worker who had fallen through a time hole. Then I realised he’d probably just got off a train from Brighton.”
Hollis added: “It’s not even as if they’ve come full circle and somehow become cool again. They’re just the early warning sign of a mid-life crisis.”