A WOMAN has made waves across her social scene with her sheer distinctiveness by doing activities normally associated with the opposite sex.
Drinkers in a Wetherby pub had assumed that Lauren Hewitt, aged 27, would be interested in ponies, glitter and wallpaper like any normal girl when she shocked them by ordering a big old pint of beer.
She said: “It’s tough being misunderstood. Men assume I’m a typical boring woman into jewellery and rom-coms, but actually I’ve seen every movie in the Terminator franchise and have informed opinions about them.
“Yes, I could wear heels and a sparkly dress, but actually I frequently wear jeans, trainers and even a Radiohead T-shirt. Sorry if that’s blowing your normie minds.
“To me girly-girl stuff is stupid. I love a massive burger, I’ve attended a football match and I prefer a pub crawl with my mates Ali and Shaun to clothes shopping. Deal with it, bitches.
“Apparently some women are saying I’m exaggerating my quirky, stereotype-defying love of traditionally male interests. They can’t understand my balls-out feminism because all girls are catty, bitchy drama queens.”
Pub regular Julian Cook said: “Yeah she does look a bit like a bloke as well.”