A FAMILY unable to find anyone to look after their pet rabbit are reluctantly taking it for ten days in Snowdonia.
The Booker family called round a selection of pet hotels, friends and family at the last minute before their departure without success, so instead are taking both rabbit and hutch to a self-catering cottage in Abergynolwyn.
Tom Booker said: “F**ksake. Bad enough our main holiday’s in bloody Wales, but now we’ve got the rabbit along?
“The hutch fills the boot so we’re having to bring two cars, plus all its pellets and hay and shit, and that’s one more chore to do when I’m meant to be having some time off.
“Of course the kids are delighted. ‘Can we take Snowy to the beach?’ ‘Can we take Snowy to a castle?’ Can we f**k. Snowy’s getting stuck in the garden to enjoy a slightly different view through his chickenwire.
“He doesn’t know he’s in Wales any more than he knew he was in Wakefield. This isn’t a rabbit adventure. It’s an administrative f**k-up of which the rabbit will remain blissfully unaware.”
Wife Suzy Booker said: “I’m telling a bedtime story every night about Snowy’s thrilling escapades with the wild Welsh rabbits, in preparation for when he runs off to join them.”