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Family in matching Christmas pyjamas hate themselves and each other

A FAMILY wearing matching Christmas pyjamas all wish they were dead, they have confirmed.

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The cliched Christmas of bitter hardship old people never actually had

OLD folk love to remind everyone of the grim Christmases of their childhood which they stoically endured without complaining. But could these memories be lies?

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