THE nation’s partygoers are cursing the government’s refusal to lock down because it means f**king New Year is still f**king happening.
Boris Johnson’s ongoing game of chicken with the Omicron variant means Boxing Day restrictions which were expected to close pubs, nightclubs and all the other New Year hellholes have been suspended indefinitely.
Grace Wood-Morris, aged 25, said: “F**king Boris. Letting us go out and party to welcome in a new year. He’s lost my f**king vote.
“Seriously, I’ve got to get an outfit now? And make plans to meet about seven different groups in different bars, half of which will suddenly be closed and the other half will suddenly add a £12 entry charge?
“And get coke, and have to share it with twats, and get groped all night by blokes who think calendar changes make women horny, and wait 90 minutes in the freezing cold for an Uber that costs three times more than even my wildest projections. It sucks.
“Now my only hope is to catch Covid from my lecherous uncle over the Christmas table. Fingers crossed.”
Johnson replied: “Well I’m having an absolutely massive party at Downing Street, so f**k you.”