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I paid £4,150 to see the Northern Lights in 2018, and I feel a right twat now

SO the Northern Lights are back. Big f**king deal, you might say. Well, it is for those of us who blew four grand to see the f**kers in Norway seven years ago. 

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Kicking Starmer out is a pleasure reserved for us, electorate tells Streeting

THE voting public has told Wes Streeting to halt his leadership manoeuvres because ousting Starmer is their job and will be their delight. 

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