Kingfisher creeped out by man with binoculars

A KINGFISHER going about his day is feeling uncomfortable about being watched by a strange man with binoculars.

Kingfisher Norman Steele said: “It’s not the first time I’ve seen him. He comes around here and spends hours with his binoculars hoping to catch a glimpse of me.”

The man has been spotted in the area before. Witnesses have heard him say things including ‘I’m a nature guy’ and ‘Birds are my passion’ while he creeps around watching birds behind a bush and writing things down like a lunatic.

Steele added: “I think he’s even watching my family. What kind of gratification is he getting from this? I don’t even want to know.

“I caught him in the act a few times and he didn’t seem to mind at all. I think that psycho enjoys it.”

Other strange individuals have been seen roaming in the area, including people who draw birds and plants without their permission.