Man emerging from the queue struggling to adjust to normal life

A MAN who has emerged from the lying-in-state queue is struggling to get used to normal civilian life, it has emerged.

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Mum who 'just wants children to be happy' also wants them to be tall, slim and academically gifted

A MOTHER who claims she just wants her children to be happy is also secretly hoping they become genius supermodels, it has emerged.

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