Man in his 40s still dicking about with his hair

A MAN is still experimenting with fashionable hairstyles despite reaching the age where it is pointless.

46-year-old IT consultant Tom Logan most recently opted for a spiky gelled look, which has the unfortunate effect of highlighting his much older face and body.

Friend Wayne Hayes said: “Tom resembles an overweight member of a boy band who’s been prematurely aged in a time machine. I’m pretty sure that’s not the look he wanted.

“His hair obsession is so wrong. You finish dicking about with your hair in your 30s, then your 40s are for carrying around a lot of keys and dicking about with barbecues.

“Tom’s had a quiff, Paul Weller hair and something called ‘frosted tips’. However the style he should be getting is ‘generic dad hair’, because then we can all stop cringing for him.”

Logan said: “I love it. Next time I might get something shaved in or dangle some beads off my fringe. You’ve got to move with the times.

“There’s something about a man in his forties with cool hair and really fashionable trainers that just seems to make everyone smile.”