Pack of cards only thing holding family holiday together

A PACK of cards is the only thing holding a family holiday together, it has been confirmed.

The Logans, a family of four, booked a two-week ‘break’ to a cottage in one of the dampest parts of Yorkshire, but are finding the trip unexpectedly game-based.

Tom Logan said: “We talked about being on our phones less and thought we would be out walking every day and looking at all the lovely views.

“It turns out that’s a lot of piss, so instead we’re sitting at the table playing rummy.”

The fragile harmony was threatened when the children said they were bored of cards until their quick-thinking mother introduced them to the game ‘sh*thead’.