Parents wish they had moral authority to order teenager off phone

A TEENAGER’S parents would tell her to stop staring at her phone if doing so was not the height of hypocrisy.

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Evil bastard loves telling you how drunk you were last night

A COMPLETE bastard enjoys nothing more than explaining what a wasted dick you were the night before.

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