AN overweight man has been spotted showing off his curvaceous assets in the park, it has emerged.
Tom Booker, 36, looked nothing short of stunningly unhealthy as he broke into a sweat stripping down to his sizzling khaki one-piece while meeting friends for a barbecue.
Onlooker Nikki Hollis said: “I know it’s rude to stare but me and my girlfriends were all frozen in aroused disbelief like that Diet Coke advert with the window cleaner.
“He’d clearly been working hard on his flabby, pasty physique during lockdown and he wasted no time showing it off. The overgrown toenails only added to the look.”
When she stopped drooling over Booker’s unshaven deltoids, Hollis added: “Pulses were already racing as he playfully stuffed a burger into his mouth. Then, when he coyly squirted excessive amounts of ketchup onto his hotdog, I came.”
Booker said: “I can tell I’m nothing but a sex object to these women. If they lost a few pounds and got massive breast enlargements they could be in with a chance.”